Daily Haiku Diary
Sterling Arthur Leva: Writer, Poet, Artist, Composer, Nightmarist. www.letterstodionysus.com
Thus far, the specters in my apartment have proven slightly disappointing. Aside from turning my lights on, opening some drawers, and moving my shower curtain when I’m gone, they don’t do much. Is this what it’s like having a lazy, imbecilic child in one’s house? I wish they would make themselves useful and, like, order me a pizza or a stripper while I’m out so that I can come home to that.
Oh, and there’s also the whole “I am now channeling the spirits of the restless departed” deal. Yeah, I guess there’s also that.