A very serious question.
Just because I have remained single for a far longer time than is deemed “normal” by my coupling-obsessed generation does not mean that I have extended an open invitation for people to play matchmaker for me. Do not confuse my lack of desire for dating and (most especially) romantic relationships with an inability to get a date. I’m sure your friend is “really cute” and that I’d “totally love her,” but the fact remains that “I don’t date” isn’t a challenge I’m issuing— it’s a declaration of fact. Now go away.
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